Took me a while, so it should be documented.

So Jen sent me a poem through facebook a while back, then I received this today:

Dear Kyle 'Curly' Wood
I really think that you should,
get on a train
yes, i know its a pain.
but im taking a trek
to gareth's and beck's
we could meet up for...
COFFEE
and maybe eat toffee?
so get off your bum
come see your old chum
or i might make you.....
SMILE
not seen you in a while
so please come say hey
just for one day
or il claim that you're....
SILLY
and you'll end up a billy
and il chop of your........
HAIR
and i really wont care.
so why not come share
just a moment together
no matter the weather
dress up in......
CLOTHES
just as long as you show
and i want you to know
that i miss your face
and i think that you're ace.
So quick, come on, scuttle
dont get ina kerfuffle
il give you a 5 knuckle.....
WAVE
have a quick shave
its true youre my fave
next to the mister,
and also the sister
i know you want to fist....
A MAN IN THE EYE
please dont make me cry
ive gone to all of this work
and i may go berserk
if i dont see you soon,
just for one afternoon.
So if you're around,
come show me round town,
il let you go.....
IN MY CAR
you can bring a guitar.
all i'm trying to say
at the end of the day,
i dont mean to be rude
and a little bit crude.
but i just miss you dude.

xxx

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So naturally I had to reply in the same manner.
I'm not ashamed to admit I put a bit of effort into it, and i'm fairly proud of the result.

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Salut! Jenny Rouse, so pleasant and fair.
See you in Northampton? I don't think i'd dare
decline your offer, and if G-Reth permits
you can meet me in town and show me your...
...photographs of your summer.

What day are venturing to gareth's abode?
Just tell me a date and i'll get on the road,
well not on the road, i'll get on a train.
It'll be good to see you, cause last time I...
...really enjoyed your company.

I'm actually in N'town on tuesday next week.
We can meet up in town, and together can wreak
havoc on Gareth, play on his fear
Have you heard the story when he put his finger in his...
...coffee to check the temperature?

I can't travel earlier cause Lesley is here,
she arrived Friday night, with a bag full of beer.
No-one else is about, so i'll leave at the same
time as Les does, I'll get on a...
...train, I told you in paragraph two that I was travelling by rail.

We can hang out together and ignore Gareth's whining.
Tell him to shush, he's hardly a shining
example of a man, so flimsy and frail.
Exactly what a convict would happily...
...apologise to for any inconvenience caused.

I don't know if a Bucks has been built in the town.
But there's always a costa, not as good, but don't frown.
We'll be able to meet, if we we have any luck
we can go buy a coffee, find a table and...
...drink the coffee we purchased whilst enjoying pleasant conversation.

But in all seriousness, I hope to see you this week.
Whilst i'm back home, it's your company I seek.
We can discuss Dostoyevsky or is that too complex?
But if all else fails, we could always have...
...well, sex.

You and me, me and you.
If that's what you're into.
Me hanging round, around you.
You hanging round, yeah you're there too.

XX